If she's actually alive, despite being shot in the head, then holy shit.

@zeusdidit: Kind of ironic that you're against pointing fingers.

@LLisCool: EIGHTEEN?

Someone's been watching too much Glee.

This country is fucking going down the tubes.

The man who did this to Bill has blood on his hands.

@PorkStore: Really? I don't know, I worry that excessive worrying about what words might hurt people who we don't know is kind of patronizing.

@PorkStore: Guys, the article was clearly intended to mock this man.

I'm gonna eat a whole chocolate bar right now in honor of this guy.

That's what's behind the door to Room 101.

@Skanky Baggington: Aw, really? I totally have a thing for that guy.

This shit is just lazy. I'd say that you guys could do better, but at this point, I just don't believe it.

Oh god, this looks horrible.

Fucking make it illegal to not vaccinate your kids, already. Its not your god-given right to endanger other people's children. Or if you are going to be a dick about it, then you need to COMPLETELY SEGREGATE your children from society. Get your own school, your own church, your own playgrounds. Bubble-boy your kid, if…

@Astrodust: good catch.

Jesus Christ, I'm going to spend so much money on movies next year.

@NellMood: Sure it is. Just, instead of instantly killing someone with arsenic, you're trying to kill them over a number of decades by trying to trigger type 2 diabetes.

Natural explanation, my ass. Do like I'm doing and start stocking up on canned foods, duct tape, and Jesus chains.

@50 Foot Queenie: ;) Seriously? Its the first thing I thought of. Maybe its just the picture that brings out the Birchness inherent within.

@Pelirojita: No way, dude! Ask the kid, if your beloved already has them. They're the ones you really have to convince, not your soon-to-be spouse.