I saw Black Swan in theaters yesterday, and during the Portman/Kunis love scene, an elderly woman sitting next to me audibly said "disgusting!".

I'd hit that.

@NonServiam: Word.

@vamusical: Yeah, she was a loving presence, if a bit of a stage mother. And she genuinely had Nina's best interest at heart.

@NorwoodIsMyHero: Exhibit A: This Boy's Life. That's a case of pure evil in a patriarchal figure, if I ever saw one.

@cantankasaurus rex: Marry Obama, because, well, obviously, Fuck Sarkosy because I want to see why Carla Bruni likes him so much, and kill Putin because he's a scary bastard who likes to kill journalists, and wears his pants way too high.

@carlosmachina: That's possibly the best counterterrorism measure I've ever heard.

OMFG! BANDWAGON!!

I just realized who Sam Witwer is, and I'm kind of feeling squicked out. He was the wannabe serial killer on Dexter, man! The guy who taxi-dermied animals and buried his mom!

I'm actually quite impressed that Ashwariya refuses to endorse skin-lightening products. Kareena Kapoor and Shah Rukh Khan (and Deepika Paduone? I swear I saw her do an ad for a cream) are all knee-deep in this "fairness" bullshit.

@badmutha: Seems you're a goodmutha!

Where's the controversy? Aniston hasn't made a good film since Office Space*. Why is she still considered A-List?

My dad's philosophy is that one is a bad driver if one has to use the brakes.

Yeah, until he becomes the king. Sorry mate, but its actually physically impossible for a king to wipe his own arse. England will sink into the sea or something.

@singing_femmebot: ;)

@shesanowheregirl: Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

@blameitonriobeta: Fucking hearted.

My grandmother's mother got married at twelve and had two children by the age of sixteen, and my grandfather's mother got married at a similar time and was widowed at the age of 23 with five children and one on the way. (She kept her head shaved and wore only white for the rest of her life — Indian widowhood could be…

@blameitonriobeta: I hope you're serious, and not just kidding, because I had the same experience.

I'd probably marry a dude if he bothered to belch a proposal to me, not gonna lie.