@Goof_Troop: Yeah, but Ebert's track record is just strange. He's a fantastic writer and a cool guy, but his opinions about movies are just all over the place.

@sometingwong: As someone who adores My Big Fat Greek Wedding, I would like to challenge you to a duel.

Fuck this, where's my government issued voucher for duct tape, redeemable only at Walmart?

Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter breaking up is pretty much the worst fucking news ever.

@MargaretMoony: Blows your mind, don't it?

Efron was ok in Firefly.

@tailfeather: Calvin was definitely was perceived as a loser by the kids at school.

@Herdleburdle: SPOILER! Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Your mom's new boyfriend could always be a robot serial killer who wants to imprison your mother in his weird underground '50s-esque bunker.

@artmonkeyworld: BRILLIANT.

@Bert: Fuck you.

This is awesome, and its exactly how I feel about Peanuts. Charlie Brown is a depressing loser, and I'd rather have my kids read Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin may have been a loser with no real friends, but at least he had some direction in life and occasionally tried to take over the world.

@betweentwolungs: That's entirely the kind of genius thing I would have suggested in high school — I was all about trying to mess with the Establishment, and I would have seen it as a Valid Statement.

@littlesickle: Just weed? What's to be worried about?

The massive Jezecrush on Gosling kind of pisses me off. He says something that shows understands what patriarchy is and suddenly he's OMG SO DREAMY. What, are our convictions only worth something when repeated back to us by a hot guy? Also: the fact that he's dating Blake Lively is the one obstacle in the way of you…

High school kids are near adults. Treating them with some respect, and NOT treating them like burgeoning criminals, will do a world of good.

Oh, who the fuck cares? What really goddamn matters is that UK students are being completely fucked over because Nick Clegg is a goddamn pussy.

I normally like koalas, but that looks like an evil devil rat trying to eat Oprah's rack.

My mom watched The Next Generation when I was a kid, but I thought it was really, really boring. Just a bunch of people wearing weird sweaters standing around the deck of a space ship talking to each other.

He's going to kill Harrison Ford just so that he can rape him again in Indiana Jones 8: The Evil Hip Replacement.