Martin Freeman is Bilbo Baggins. Discuss.

@joshuaacnewman: Ah. This makes sense. Corriander leaves = not absolutely necessary to Indian cuisine. Corriander spice = completely necessary.

@Liveship: Point taken.

I am fucking sick of cats.

@angelina jolie-laide is a mavericky bish AGAIN: Total humor fail.

@BAngieB: And what exactly do you do when the editors just laugh at your politely-worded email and tell you to jump off a cliff? Because that's what happens when I tried to contact the editors.

How do Asians not like cilantro? Indian food is basically just corriander.

Buffy made a great argument for sexy Halloween costumes... its "come as you aren't" night, where you go out of your way to dress up in a way you usually wouldn't. If that means expressing your sexuality in a way that you normally might not, have fun with it.

I'd post a picture of Halloweens past, but its physically impossible for me to not wear a sexy costume, I'm just that beautiful. I could make a milk carton costume sexy.

@Belladonna77: Ugh, really? You seriously don't like Lee?

@dammitjanet13: Sally's kinda hot in a zombie way.

@Donovanesque: More BSG, basically.

@Henry_Jekyll: She wasn't a librarian, she was a library.

Hey, emergencies are subjective.

That explains so much.

More BSG. More BSG.

SO HOT.

If they can squeeze DT into this movie somehow and have Hugo Weaving be Elrond again, then, yes.

@blameitonrio is voting MizJenkins for Jezident!: I shat the bed last night after eating too much nachos and chipotle burritos. I am so fucking angry that you would make light of people who crap their pants, that I feel like tracking you down and personally making you lick my tears of shame off my face.

Fuck it, I don't care how old you are. You sleep with John Mayer, you know what you're getting into.