50 Cent is just doing it for the jokes. Its pretty obvious he doesn't mean a thing he's saying, if anyone has been following his twitter feed. He's pretty much an equal opportunity asshole, targeting everyone for his not really that funny jokes.

@zobot: Giant lamewad.

@Buggie: :( Matt Smith is very different from Tennant, that's for sure, but in some ways, I think I prefer him. David Tennant was adorbs, and really played a brilliant Doctor, but the extended panic attack he had at the end of his run had me wondering what show I was watching.

@Lastmenagerie: I had a serious Buffy PANG earlier today. If you've been far away from Sunnydale too long, the hunger sets in. I need awkward '90s/early '00s clothing, witty-Buffy-repartee, and exploding vampires in my life, like right now.

Hey y'all. So I just started watching Sherlock, and I have some thoughts. The first being: What kind of a name is BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH? Second: the first episode was a LOT better than the second. Not only was the curveball fake-Moriarty who was actually his brother great, the whole story and introduction to the new,…

@Violeta: You could always do what Stacy's friends did for her in Fast Times at Ridgemont High...

Wait, is that a real thing, or did you guys make that up to fuck with us?

@Miz X: Fucking A.

@lodown is waiting for MizJenkins: GodDAMN.

@thelizisawesome: Nonononono... it was trying to show how jerky men can be after they get some, not about what Buffy did WRONG or anything like that. It was totally sympathetic to the Buff!

I'd run so fast in the other direction if I met someone who was "more together" than I was, if I was single. I still collapse into fits of jealousy over the fact that my boyfriend has a full-time job, and my roommate is making a salary which makes him comfortably middle class.

Oh great, another thing to be scared of.

Solution:

@andhowever: Whenever I'm walking around campus with a Jewish friend, the Lubavitch people will inevitably stop us and ask if my friend is Jewish. I always get all riled up and ask the Lubavitch-er why he didn't ask whether or not I was Jewish.

@radmadprof: See, those are the classes no student in their right mind would WANT to skip. Its the 600 person classes held in the huge lecture-hall that really seem worthless.

@thirdboat: Oh my god, you've NEVER skipped a class? Even my top of the class-just got into Harvard for theoretical physics friend blew off one or two classes over the years.

I remember the first day of high school was so overwhelming, I came home and cried for an hour. So many adult-sized people pushing against each other during the period change, so many new classes and teachers to get used to, and to top it all, I was now in a school that was like 10 times the size of my middle school.

@Lassus: Yeah.

@Nimnyn: Um.

@14K:missesMizJ: Moving, and travelling internet-less. I missed you guys!