You already love me as a woman, NOW LOVE ME AS A MAN.

..... you can get pulled over for having tinted windows?

If Anna Paquin and Kristen Bell are going to be in Scream 4, then I have no choice but to see Scream 4. :(

@seedypete: You should have seen the dude who tried to pick me up last weekend at a club. He kept trying to negotiate a dance with me, after I told him no at least five times. "I'll only congratulate the bride if you dance with me." (We were at a bachelorette party) When I asked him why he kept on asking me to dance,…

I'm a general proponent of criticizing the hell out of the Jezebel editorial staff, but this is a non-issue, whoever brought it up.

There are a lot of Muslims out there who feel the same way Rima does.

I weep for those who don't like cilantro. I totally get that none of you are "faking", or anything like that*, but you guys really drew the shit end of the stick, genetically. It tastes bloody fabulous.

@MakeMeSmile: My grandmother was really confused when I oohed and aahed over a sliced tomato garnished with salt and pepper, when I went to India a few years ago. She didn't get it, but it was like she had reinvented the tomato for me.

If you're at a bar, and you see a lady who you like, and you try to ask her to dance, and she says no, the correct response is to tell her to have a great night and try your luck somewhere else.

Only the koala's paws (?) convince me that this little dude is not a stuffed animal. Seriously, how is an animal that cute REAL? Koalas look like they were invented in a super-secret Japanese toy factory where all the cute things come from.

@HotelDieu: See: George Elliot.

Ursula K. LeGuin.

Thank god. Wyclef didn't even speak Creole, how the hell was he going to run a country if he didn't even speak the language of his people?

The most depressing thing about all of this is that Dr. Laura's racist tirade against the black caller was not just racist because she said the n-word a gajillion times, but because she said some truly horrible things to that woman, and completely dismissed her completely legitimate concerns with a "oh, you're just…

@Raven: Same for me here in Canada. On a related note, how does Fox have copyright over new Futurama?

You people are all strange. Grown-up birthday parties are about one billion times more fun than the parties you had when you were a kid, for the simple reason that you can now get DRUNK. You can blast loud music, drink a lot of cheap gin, wear trashy clothes, and dance your butt off.

Those juggalos just need some huggalos.

Lock 'er up.

Ok, young boys don't have fine motor control, and aren't as able to write as well as young girls, fine, now what's my boyfriend's excuse?