@Cin: I love it when misconceptions are debunked! It makes me all tingly.

As a political theorist, I'm kind of thrilled that this whole "morality is evolutionary!" thing might be going down the tubes. Or at least it might be something that psych majors stop whipping out whenever they want to discuss ethics.

@aelirri: Futurama did it last week.

What a fucked up individual.

I just told Sarah Palin to "eat a bowl of dicks" on twitter. I feel a lot better now.

@WanderlustingIngenue: I can't. stop. laughing.

@lodown is waiting for MizJenkins:

@lodown is waiting for MizJenkins:

@soulcanhope: @all: Thanks. :) I'm not the most responsible person in the world, I procrastinate like mad, I freak out in the face of a to-do list, and the one thing that is sure to not help me is a parent that is crazier than I am.

I uh... hung up on my mom today. She was going on and on and on about how I hadn't submitted some form on time and how it would screw me over like mad, and how silly I was to put things off to the last minute, and blah blah blah nothing I haven't been screaming at myself for the last few weeks. She was just so pissed…

@tovette: Completely random, quite possibly insane, but totally awesome comment.

All political consequences from this robbery aside, I really have to say that this is a most ingenious idea on the dude's part. I've always said, if you want to find Osama Bin Ladin, you just have to keep an eye out for a 6'4 woman in a burka, with a strange bulge right below her eye slits (suggesting a very…

@enteecee: Like that Twilight movie that just came out? They made all these preparations for a giant battle, and then they sat around in a peace circle, and no one died a bloody horrible death.

I admire Jen's restraint and casual wit. If I was her, I would have deployed my army of hitmen already.

How 'bout a square for when Julia Roberts looks out onto the overwhelming poverty she sees in India and thinks to herself, "How does this relate to my own life?"

This is by far the best way to deal with people who tell you constantly that you look like some famous person. Brought to you by a guy who looks like David Tennant (lucky bastard).

Whenever someone compares me to M.I.A., I take that as proof that people can't tell South Asians apart. We look nothing alike.

@bakura: I'm American.

@gerrycomo: Its like a revolving door, trashy club after trashy club occupies that place.

Maybe the beauty queen was just trying to avoid this dude.