I will have probably spent more than three years in the kitchen by the time I'm through - I fucking love to cook.

I totally thought this was real, and I submitted the tip to Jezebel. Let the mockage begin.

@astoldbyw: The difference is that Blumenthal is the most popular politician in the state, where as the lady running against Brown had no support amongst Democrats whatsoever.

@wildetypewoman: I went to high school in West Hartford. I am well-acquainted with the particular type of douchebag who only went to Hartford in order to buy drugs or go to the one package store that wouldn't card. And who freaked out if they saw black people.

@wildetypewoman: Ugh, you went through the Hartford public schools? My sympathies.

@AthertonMerriweather: That's all you need, in CT. We're a socially liberal state.

@bookling: Yes. Blumenthal is the real thing. McMahon will sell our beautiful little state to the highest bidder, if she wins.

If she actually wins this race, I will cry. Blumenthal, despite his idiotic slip about his "military career", is by far the better candidate and person.

He's right, dude. There's no competition between him and The Situation. Except when it comes to brains. Both Peter and the Situation are equally idiotic.

@BlackFrancine: Buffy's rebound bf in the beginning of S3: Scott!

Fuckin' A. Now Tara has (even more) PTSD.

Why in the world did this dog NEED the gender-reassignment surgery? Waste of money, he would have been a great pet no matter what.

@LittleWoodenGirl: Beautiful.

Shit, that was Fab Fillipo, of Buffy and Queer as Folk! Right?

@LibraryChick: Well, apparently they do.

@returnonthehoney: Heh. Better not open that can of worms again, Jezebel might implode.

@poodlescoot: Well, then I care a lot less.

Ugh, really, Portia? You had a fraking perfect name. De Rossi is part of the reason I have kind of a crush on you.

@Blairbarella: The pope's definitely a little gay.

@ManchuCandidate: Heh, we NEVER see that on television: I wonder why not?