Sticking to sports is a recipe for boring, low traffic articles.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

As a general sidecomment, Jesus Christ the Box Office Mojo site redesign is horrible. It used to be really easy to compare films there, but the new system just hides everything and for some reason I can’t even find the top interntational movie chart there anymore.

In response, let me just put out there - and I’m only saying this because I care - that there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Land O Lakes Jail? Is that where they're sending Hillary for all those butter emails I keep hearing about?

Apartheid state does apartheid.

Funniest thing I’ve seen all month

We have a whole presidential administration that provides a blueprint for how to deny truth.

I feel like any Jimmy Fallon bit would land better without Jimmy Fallon being involved.

“My hand was stuck. Both hands actually, one on each side of his foot. That that twisting motion was just the natural motion I make when trying to get my hand out of something it’s stuck in, like the outside of a foot.”

That last video angle is the money shot.  Not sure how he can deny it. 

He signs the guy and the press are the assholes?

Maybe it's just me, but for me, I disagree, and I enjoy his work immensely!

Kinda like your comment.  It’s awkward when you’re the only person in the comments complaining about something that everybody else loves.   

“These kind of fake documentaries, or documentaries that mock the idea of documentaries themselves—I don’t know if there’s a better term for this—”

So long as it’s less that 85 minutes long it’ll be a classic comedy. 82 would be ideal.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. My wife and I have been doing a partial rewatch (usually divided between the high school years and the college+ years) every fall for the past seven years or so, but now I think it might be time to give it a rest.

Here, have some stars for the validation you desperately seek. I hope you’re doing okay, sincerely.

but more likely after 10000 days

Not video game related, But, my favorite story was always how they made the “CGI” in Escape from New York. They could not come anywhere close to affording to actually render a CGI city for the movie so they just made a model of the city painted, it matte black, and put fluorescent tape put on all the edges, then…