Hot take: prefacing comments with “hot take:” has got to go away and never come back.

I hope you spilled your brandy all over your ascot while typing this.

Did Merriam-Webster change definitions recently? Because I keep seeing people use reboot and revival interchangeably when they do not mean the same thing.

It’s astounding to me how these nerds are screaming themselves into rage-comas because a phone toy isn’t directly marketed to them.

Holy shit, Gamers are trash.  Just don’t play it if you’re that mad.  Christ...

Nor should they expect it. I agree it’s a bad idea and not what i want. What will i do with this turn of events? Not play it and maybe check out Path of Exile. This Gamers Rise Up bullshit is just embarrassing. They don’t care how angry you rage on reddit. They care if they don’t make money on it. No amount of reddit…

You seem pretty boring as it happens. 

No Comedy Bang Bang nomination is weird, too, considering it’s the flagship for one of the bigger podcast networks.

If this negatively affects Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, mark my words, I will say a naughty word or two on the internet in response. Don’t think I won’t!

Maybe fix your own diversity problems before whining about others

Counter point, when you sell your soul for millions and use your platform to hurt others there are consequences.

Love to win a power battle against my co-star, forcing him off the show, and then immediately quit.

Who is the “original creator” when you have something as complex as a TV show? Roddenberry is gone, but most of the artists and craftsmen who designed the Enterprise-D are still around.

They have about the same number of meaningful insights as any other punk band/art collective/sentient Twitter bot. What they say or do is not the problem. That they were likely poisoned by their own government for what they say and do is the issue. That, IGAF about.

How am I deflecting responsibility in your eyes? I said my comment was offensive, unfunny, and a good example of how not to make a joke. It was mine and mine alone.

Joke’s on you—I made that deeply unfunny comment for free because I was 19 and not yet writing for Deadspin.

But that's a great film.

Yeah, my dad was a prison chaplain for a while, and he’d just bring ex-cons over for dinner. The crappiest thing about it was that he’d only give Ma like a 45 minute warning to make an extra plate.

The AV Club first wrote about this on Thursday, so we are currently on day 4 of this news story.

Jeez, she’s really milking this. She briefly worked alongside someone who committed a crime, who was punished for that crime with time in prison. Nothing happened to her, she was never in any real danger, her life is exactly the same now as it was before.

The umpire was right on all three of those calls. It sounds like Williams thought the “coaching” warning was rescinded because she told the umpire she’s not a cheater, but of course that’s not how that penalty works. The call is made against the coach (who admitted he was coaching from the stands), so the player can’t…