You could try a nice vegan pizza, with cauliflower crust and… OUCH, SHIT! STOP IT!

And what of the First Shamans?

Hey, lighten up… they're trade schools.

You, with a woman… Inconceivable!

Shit Lynda, you're better than this… what are you doing? Is $ all you care about anymore? I want you to read this Sanders pamphlet and we'll talk later.

Well, being Quebec, it was probably somekind of mob or biker gang thing influenced the construction contract.

That's right, baby. ALL the magic's in Canada!

Goodnight Xanderpuss, you Prince of the AV Club, you King of the Interwebs!

Open the door, get on the floor!

That sounds a lot more fun than that Animal Planet show about the guy who builds fences. "Chain-link, picket, cedar panel…" Fuck that guy.

Now you've got my first daughter all excited.

Two things only, huh?

"was I was". Whoa, dude… you need to cut back on the shenanigans… or something.

Loved "Confessions of a Crap Artist"
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Worked for the Irish.

Hey, they had a Hispanic chauffeur.

In my book, Cleese as the sheriff is worth the price of admission. And the rest of it is fun enough.

Just Jack.

Thems fightin words in my family… Cause we's all born under a wanderin star.

dream on