Slimer? Ya, I wish I could drop a few pounds.

She just gets hotter and hotter… ummm.

So… Beyonce not good enought for ya???

You're insulting tripe… excellent in Pho soup and a health addition to your dogs diet.

To bad about the original pitch, that would have been an awesome Die Hard.

Cory Schneider thought he had escaped the purgatory that is playing for the Canucks when suddenly he is transmogrified into a demon. Still better than playing for Vancouver.

Whoa, easy with the fat-shaming, dude.

That's why the Brits sent the Irish there.

Ya, someone's asleep at the wheel.

KNIFE!!!

Someone has probably beaten me to this… but I have to. Sorry…

Lighten up… they were drafted.

Scorsese directing Paul Blart 3… hmmm.

Yah, I loved Republican Party Reptile, but he's a real pain lately.

That's how we spell it, North of the 49th.

Hoot was an enjoyable YA novel by Carl Hiassen. Now you know.

You guys should check out Canada's true comic treasure… Royal Canadian Air Farce! H. E. double hockey sticks! Can't get the cap off my lipitor.

Critch and Williams visiting the Codfather is a classic. That and Critch humping the fire hydrant.

22 mins. is a TREASURE!

I like the way you think. Have you ever thought of running for public office? Maybe start with school board trustee.