This made my head hurt but thank you.

This is honestly pathetic.

Reading this article and the comments is exhausting. How the fuck d people have the time and money to try and buy all these different products and then put on five different layers of contouring and highlighting and primer. jfc. I’m sticking with my chapstick.

That pretty much excludes all East Asians.

I’m assuming you’re South Asian? From one brown person to another, please stop. You completely missed the point.

That’s you not paying attention. You really don’t know that Teresa HEINZ-Kerry is an heiress to a ketchup fortune? Or that John McCain once said to Cindy, “At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.” I could go on and on.

Actually, no. Conservatives love her because she’s a hot white woman, and that’s all that women need to be for them.

Everyone hates her because she’s married to Donald Trump - who everyone also hates.

I actually don’t think many people would care whether or not someone from Slovenia graduated from some Slovenian college. What people care about is the constant lying about the most trivial shit.

Vampire Bill is dead though (THANK FUCKING GOD)

Parker was only found not guilty because the victim admitted that they had consensual sex THE DAY BEFORE.

FYI, Parker stalked the victim after, causing her to attempt suicide twice. He knows that what he did was wrong, and wanted her to shut up about it.

How does this article not mention that both Parker and Celestin stalked the victim for MONTHS afterwards? And she tried to commit suicide twice, and head to drop out of college because of it. Everyone at Penn State knew they did it, but he was on the wrestling team....Penn State....you can put it together. There’s a…

When I lived in LA almost everyone had access to east coast feeds of broadcast networks. Are you living 15 years ago?

Lol shut the fuck up you idiot.

Except, you can already watch all the events live on their website. What the fuck? You think people won’t complain too if they show the most popular events during work hours?

Toronto has the largest Indian population in North America..........

“I’m beginning to think we should take on basic firearm safety onto public education”

Grew up in “gun culture”? Fucking gross.

Yeah, but they don’t have guns so their stupidity doesn’t cause people to get shot and die. Sure they can kill people other ways, but guns are generally better at killing people.