He only thinks it’s wrong because Terrell Suggs is black

I don’t understand your reference.

A buddy of mine once gave me a tip that sometimes a woman who makes eye contact more than once is just checking to see if that creeper at the bar is still making eyes at her.

ew

Ideally you wait until the gym teacher isn’t paying attention.

Never is the short answer. Never ever ever is the long answer.

this is all i have