I'm going to have to argue with some of these points.

I am pretty clearly referring to what it looks like and does.

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

Sounds neat. I really want this to be a movie about a side vs another side. Not good vs evil.

I've had enough of his over-the-top silly and self-pitying Master. Looking forward to the new one.

blackest thing in existence.... these people have clearly never seen my ex's heart

Why does Jezebel hate Millennials so much? It's ridiculous.

Whoooooooaaaa.

1) In the 2nd Jurassic Park book, The Lost World, Crichton wrote that he was wrong about the eyesight for the T-Rex, refuting what had been stated in Jurassic Park with the supposition of the eyesight for the T-Rex. This book was released in 1995, so it was known at LEAST then.

This just in! The science in Jurassic Park isn't correct! In other news, the science in the Star Trek movies may also be wrong. We'll keep you updated on this development as we hear more!

Semi off topic here, but is anyone sick of every little tip and trick being called a "hack?" Not saying this is a little trick, but when this story first broke I thought he had hacked into Jeopardy's servers to find the answers or something, not just try a new strategy.

Why does "organic food" turn people into smug, sanctimonious assholes? Do you think most people buy grocery store food to spite organic food? It's simply not financially viable for some, and hell, sometimes people just don't live near a Trader Joe's or Whole Foods.

Same for me. I cook with butter, olive oil, sunflower oil, and lard. You heard me, lard. I always have a block of it in the fridge for pies.

I don't think a lot of brands add sugar to milk, but that milk is essentially just fat and sugar. Take out the fat, and each serving has a higher percentage of sugar. (But try telling that to those people that want their non fat sugar free vanilla lattes BARISTAPROBLEMS)

The axis of symmetry is off. The eyes are way too close together.

counterpoint: Sodium Lights are horrible. They give everything a sick, jaundiced look.

Bassets have always had long ears.

Auggie after being informed he is a "caricature."

So, Monster, a company that screws people over by selling overpriced cables, got screwed over by Dr. Dre, et. all, on the overpriced headphones they screw people over on? Sounds about right.