she forgot she’s supposed to hide facial features, not emphasize them with the makeup

“we’re chinese, drop red packet at entrance where you sign please”

seafood only needs sauces/seasoning if it’s unfresh

seriously, how lazy can you be, just keep stirring

Just go eat chinese hotpot or korean bbq and cook yourself. Go enough times and you’ll learn plenty

Love the Taiwanese stuff in it - notice the scooter riding style, which Taiwan “gangsters” are famed for. Also cool they got to film at a “nail house” (holdout) location, which his mission was.

yet every time I try to get a locksmith to open a shitty $10 door lock and their solution is always to drill the lock out and destroy it...

also need to do this for perfect chawanmushi

just stop washing your hands and have a healthy diversity of different bacteria

I recommend Chinese Baijiu Er Guo Tou. 750ml 56% alcohol for <$20. Super aromatic and goes well with BBQ

... which came from japan

com’on, Saitama doesn’t have eyebrows

add it to your grill chicken marinade, you’re welcome

I take 16+ hour flights every year... Here’s my advice: It’s dry, so be prepared with lip balm, lotion, and portable humidifier. Warm, comfortable clothing. Check seats right before leaving the gate, so you might be able to move to a better seat (empty seat next to you). Don’t take China Eastern.

funny when I first came to the US, I was impressed that you have KFC buffets... nothing fancy like Japan here but still

maybe the focus should be on the word “everything”. Eat more variety. Eat more variety of fermented foods. This should provide your digestive/immune system a better diversity to make it healthier and stronger.

even better is during the tutorial, the game tells you to look up, and the game sets it to inverted or not according to how you moved the stick to look up

just let Platinum Games make Starcraft Ghost

or any of the dozens of fake Legoes China makes

man who doesn’t know he has cancer