I hope Tilda Swinton and Podrick get back in time to help Jon Snow and Sansa Fierce defeat Evil Elijah Wood.

To be fair, none of this has been officially confirmed.

So same thing as HIV then.

It’s a lifelong sentence of pills cocktail and marginalization.

HIV is no longer the death sentence it was in the 80s. However Mustang ownership is still as dangerous for pedestrians, bicyclists, and other drivers.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

The 3 minutes with Jenson elicited more joy from me than any other segment the show has done so far this season. That part was greatness.

Kinja gonna Kinj...

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

Aren’t there like 5 tigers left in the wild? I think I’d take living in a $15 million dollar habitat over getting my penis chopped off in the wild by poachers for soup. But that’s just me.

Seems vans are good at carrying a lot of things, including momentum.

LAPD charged with battery.

This. Many reasons to not want to be close to a cop driving.

Dipsticks, anyone?

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

No one ever told them life was going to be this way

I think we’re all tricking ourselves into thinking it’s not a terrible show because it loosely follows some of our favorite UK TG framework (with how the “adventures” are set up). Unfortunately, it’s terrible. The guys aren’t funny and only one of them has any driving skills, so they have to purposefully handicap him…

The issue with flying laps is that if you have a course where the lap is 1:25 or so, if someone starts their flying lap with :05 on the countdown clock, they’re still not going to be finished by the time the next countdown slot is up. Now you could provision that the drivers have 30 seconds to complete their flying…

They are going to do what I proposed, which is leave things as they are for this next race.

I liked Junior before he joined Twitter, but I’ve really come to admire him even more since. The guy just seems so genuine and likeable. I think in that same series of tweets he was talking about how much of a PITA his VW Thing is. Very jalop.