Aren’t there like 5 tigers left in the wild? I think I’d take living in a $15 million dollar habitat over getting my penis chopped off in the wild by poachers for soup. But that’s just me.

Seems vans are good at carrying a lot of things, including momentum.

LAPD charged with battery.

This. Many reasons to not want to be close to a cop driving.

Dipsticks, anyone?

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

No one ever told them life was going to be this way

I think we’re all tricking ourselves into thinking it’s not a terrible show because it loosely follows some of our favorite UK TG framework (with how the “adventures” are set up). Unfortunately, it’s terrible. The guys aren’t funny and only one of them has any driving skills, so they have to purposefully handicap him…

The issue with flying laps is that if you have a course where the lap is 1:25 or so, if someone starts their flying lap with :05 on the countdown clock, they’re still not going to be finished by the time the next countdown slot is up. Now you could provision that the drivers have 30 seconds to complete their flying…

They are going to do what I proposed, which is leave things as they are for this next race.

He’s a fairly progressive dude by NASCAR crowd’s standards.

I liked Junior before he joined Twitter, but I’ve really come to admire him even more since. The guy just seems so genuine and likeable. I think in that same series of tweets he was talking about how much of a PITA his VW Thing is. Very jalop.

“...including overseeing Children in Need 2016"

Sorry but this has NOTHING to do on Jalopnik. NOTHING. I don’t really come here to see videos of kids screaming “papa! papa!” on the wake of a terrorist attack... Leave that to news site really.

Wow, a sad day indeed for Sex and the City fans. RIP Sarah Jessica Parker.

Let's just, like, any time someone wants to interview Caitlyn, they just go to the Wachowski sisters instead? Can we do that? For a better tomorrow?

Promoting retard behavior...nothing new for this hub.
Don’t be amazed tho when s*it hits the fan and the retards end up as roadkill.
The problem is those that empower them and promote them to act stupid instead of smashing their faces into the pavement until they will behave like civilized people. Or end up in a coma…

How did it feel to become a internet meme after the wonderful (in)famous double barrel middle finger salute to the stewards?

Hey will, I was just wondering what your opinion of F1's new halo device is. Do you think it would prevent head injuries in open cockpit racing? Could you see it or something similar making its way to indy?

They could of just extended the air intake over the helmet so no front or side visual blockage and still get similar effect.