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KITTY!

#BanNASCAR

I choose to believe that this means Tony Kanaan and Jamie Mac are going to Le Mans.

First time this commercial came on, it was my personal mission to name every car. Then I proceeded to explain the importance of each car to my wife. She was super annoyed. It was awesome.

Donate it, take the tax writeoff.

Here’s hoping that engine works better than Honda’s F1 engine!

Alright, that’s it, I’m done. I’ve played along and chuckled with all you motherf***ers about Pastor for years now. Yeah, he gets in a lot of incidents. Yeah, his eyebrows are comically bushhy and well connected. Har har har. But I’m f’ing sick of seeing this great driver denigrated over and over, ad nauseum.

Obligatory:

JPM is too old for F1 nowadays.

My way out in dream land hope would be Kimi and Rossi at Haas. Ferrari is supplying motors to Haas, and the driver familiarity with them could be helpful, as well as, you know, being Kimi. I know it is not likely, but I can still dream!

I’d rather see him try to win the 24 Hours of Le Mans. It would be cool to have him win the Triple Crown of Motorsports.

Chris Evans. There’s just something about an all white fleet of cars that are supposed to be red. And they’re gorgeous.

She deserves a fiancee that can introduce to the finer things in life, like Formula One.

Jeff Gordon’s Rainbow Warrior.

Donkervoort D8 GTO in Carbon Fiber. So deliciously evil it warms the cockles of the lump of coal that is my heart.

A lot of them probably aren’t doing it to be watching to make sure you do it right, but rather out of curiosity. Myself, I’d rather watch some guy replace the brakes on a car (even one that isn’t mine) than sit and read People, or watch CNN.

I’ve posted this on the previous NASCAR article, but somehow I feel the need to post it again: