(NOTE: This will not make you faster than Jenson Button, no matter what. Sorry. You are too fat and too slow and too old and there’s a reason he’s an F1 driver and you are not.)

I’m not crying, you’re crying. Shut up.

NBC just sucks at covering sports, especially the Olympics.

I’m pretty sure that’s pepsi’s brand of bottled water.

So, I hope I’m not the only person who hopes this does very well and we end up with a cross over type team vs team movie with Danny Ocean’s crew.

I think someone should build a car with exhausts like a big pipe organ, and rig it up so it plays music as it drives around.

I hope Alex stays in Indycar if he doesnt get a decent F1 drive.

So wait, you’re telling me that reddit is a cespool of bitchy neck beards?

Much language, very english. Wow.

As a Met’s fan I can comfortably say that we have a truly excellent, play off quality team...on the DL.

I can’t wait for my favorite racer, ‭‭‭66A44‬, or has his friends call him, ‭01100110101001000100‬, to win the first championship!

Oh man.

I don’t doubt he’d add something to the show, but I also think were going to be fine with the current presenters sans Evans.

God, how I hope they “found out” because the guy who took it in for the recall was wearing a Honda name badge or something similarly stupid.

Jeeze. How bad is it that Hendricks has to have some old retired guy drive their car for them. Pathetic.

It’s really no wonder Josef Newgarden’s broken hand finally gave out on him mid race. Thankfully for his (admittedly fading) championship hopes the remainder of the season is one oval and 3 tracks.

Captain Slow, or as the Italians call him, Mr Slowly, is the best.

My father is an old salt farmer.

Eh, I’m fine with this. Once you get passed the history Monza tends to be a pretty dull race that is universally won by whoever has the best straight line speed.

The theory around here is that its actually not broken, its turned off as some sort of load mitigation, and theyre just claiming it’s broken.