I am curious how they finally discovered the pregnancy since it sounds like they figured it out before they cut her open. Did they never do an ultrasound on her?

Uh, every bit of this bananas. 6 pregnancy tests?? SIX? And nothing?? And then the fact that a 32 week old fetus ALREADY weighed 9 pounds?? How big would he have been if he'd gone full term?!

"Single Ladies" as a dramatic monologue. Must. Happen.

FWIW, a NYTimes subscription is totally worth it, and the LATimes' new website is snazzy and easy to use.

The UCB Theater in Chelsea has been playing an amazing montage of photos of Amy Poehler in stage makeup for various skits/sketches/shows and it is amazing. I'm very excited for this book!

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

The worst part is, there is no other way IN THE WORLD to buy a full size bottle of dove body wash and big sexy hairspray.

Fuck, I just figured out who 'science' is. Pictured here:

Texas women, please step up and vote. I'm not even in your state and I bought a Wendy Davis bumper sticker.

Tempertano, Grenacha, Shiraz, Syrah, Chianti, Malbec :)

Chianti is the perfect red to put in tomato sauce, too, and it makes amazing sangria.

BTW, where are my Pinot Grigio people?

BUT WHICH ONE OF THEM IS THE COKE AND WHICH ONE IS THE PEPSI? I CAN'T BE DRINKING THE PEPSI OF WINES. I DON'T EVEN LIKE PEPSI.

I went to his church.