So.....here’s a thought, GOP: if you want white - or, you know, ANY - women, really, to vote for you, don’t tell them they have to send their kids back to school during a pandemic unless you can protect them.

Anyone who doesn’t know why they should wear a mask because “it’s uncomfortable” or “Why should I? I’m not sick!” or “This is America and no one can tell me what to do!”?

“We have flattened the curve.”

Or, according to Fox, whose anchors apparently don’t know any actual teenaged people, “fans of the group K-Pop”

Many, many people care — but lots of them live in places the GOP is screwing with, closing polling places and despite recent incredibly successful mail-in elections, passing Voter ID laws and making it less convenient for voters to get absentee ballots:

Right after I got my driver’s license as a teenager, I was planning my first “big drive” by myself to see a friend who lived down the highway from us along what at the time seemed a big divided highway (I’ve been back since and it’s really not so much a “highway” - although it’s called “Ritchie Highway” in Maryland —…

 After the murder of George Floyd in Klobuchar’s home state, it became impossible and politically toxic for Biden to choose Kobuchar as his VP even though by temperament and political beliefs, as well as the favor she and Pete Buttigieg did for Biden before Super Tuesday, my bet is she was the front-runner. So to give…

OK, Matt. Now tell us about all the times your “son” has been stopped by the police because he was driving in the “wrong” neighborhood. Or, you know, looking at birds in the park. Or painting a slogan on the wall at his own house. Or sitting in a Starbucks. Or sleeping in his car. Or eating dinner hanging out in his…

This headline is incorrect. All that the decision said was that the WAY the Trump administration abolished DACA was wrong. John Roberts made clear that he thinks the President has the complete right to abolish the program. So “here to stay”? Not so much. Stephen Miller just has to try again, as the administration did…

...or, perhaps, given Bolton’s reputation as a swinger, “I am a bottom.”

Absolutely. Let’s not pretend that if Bolton HAD testified, the GOP Senate would have done anything other than what they did.

“For some reason....”? Hm.....could it be...Satan?

This ridiculousness comes from a completely unfounded rumor SPREAD BY THE NYC POLICE UNION that the employees of a Shake Shack had tried to poison them deliberately. Turns out the employees just hadn’t cleaned the machines as thoroughly as they should and accidentally left some cleaning fluid in a blender: https://www.…

“Anyone who married for money ends up earning every penny.”

..or continue to see her boyfriend, allegedly the head of security at Tiffany’s

I would also be willing to be that’s what her “kidney procedure” was about as well. I say “Good on you, Melania. You get while the getting is good and you have the leverage.”

Is a complete lack of credibility a function of socioeconomic status?

Yes, it must be horrible to be treated like “animals and thugs.”