Trump’s lawyers are simultaneously arguing in the Senate that the House “should have” taken their subpoenas of the Executive branch to the courts to decide while the Justice Department is SIMULTANEOUSLY arguing in Federal court that courts “cannot” decide subpoena fights between the Executive and Legislative branches.

So, I guess the message is “ALWAYS keep the dress.”

Dishonorable behavior by someone affiliated with Donald Trump...?

The question is -- What, exactly, is the au pair doing?

Also, so basically this is the equivalent of modern-day royalty — the people who — before the kids could walk — used to farm out their kids to wet nurses, then farm them out to tutors and governesses who would clean the children up and make them presentable, bring the children in at dinner to say “Hello, mummy” and…

During the late 1980's I worked at one of NYC’s tony private schools.

“Trump is Shit.”

They’re running up the deficit so they can then argue that entitlements need to be cut. This has been the GOP’s long con for decades, championed by Paul Ryan: cut taxes, run up the deficit, then argue that entitlements have to be cut to make up the difference.

Because....you know, this woman, that woman...they’re all the same. We couldn’t tell them apart so we picked two.

I believe the concept of a “Trump Library” would be an oxymoron — like “jumbo shrimp.”

It is (isn’t) astonishing what a small, small, petty man Donald Trump is. His entire Presidency is a revenge-fest because Barack Obama made fun of him during a White House Correspondents Association dinner.

How about “Because Ruth Bader Ginsburg deserves a vacation”?

Um, no because he was sitting there the whole time while Parnas was talking to Rachel, and he looked like the cat that ate the you-know-what

When I was in elementary or middle school, someone, somewhere taught me to make a puppet head by carving facial features onto a styrofoam ball, then dipping it into paraffin that had been colored by melting a flesh-colored crayon into it.

OK, so if this is about “we’re all tired of adding butter or oil so the stupid omelet will actually turn over yet hang together in an omelet shape” issue I’m sure we’re all tired of dealing with, here’s another hack.

...and why doesn’t Trump sue him for violating his Apprentice NDA? Because discovery would be a bitch

Who needs THIS much Sudafed? Someone with LOTS of allergies, or.....

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Someone needs to turn this into a billboard — or at least a campaign ad — first one, then the other