1) Most-recent Trump attorney filings are saying Congress can’t get the President’s financial records because then Congress could also get — GASP! — the financial records of the Supreme Court justices. Hm....wonder who that’s aimed at scaring off?

Well, there’s the foreign policy experience thing.

When Trump’s approval ratings in Red States endanger the re-election of GOP Senators.

This:

I think Melania Trump’s entire fashion vocabulary has been unfortunately characterized by her former history as a model. She dresses in thematic costumes.

I’m sure she’s read it somewhere by now

So, like this is the part that slays me

I’m pretty sure that if you have to beg someone to marry you, or give them an ultimatum about marrying you, they don’t want to marry you.

Who’s going to tell the Trumps they aren’t our royal family and that we don’t have one?

The vest isn’t too long. The jacket is too short

WHAT is up with his white tie and tails???? That is NOT what that should look like. Here is what it should look like:

OMG. WHO is responsible for his white tie and tails “tailoring”? WTF!

Is there such a thing as taking TOO good care of your skin...?

I don't know -- is it me?  Does anyone else have a tough time imagining these two having enough actual sex to produce children? I mean, who is more sexless than Jared Kushner?

“Better”? In the sense that....what, exactly? It looks sweatier because of his golf hat sweatband?

Karine Jean-Pierre — what a boss! “You want to get to Kamala Harris? You are going to have to go through me first!”

Every time I see a photo of Bill Barr, all I can think of is...

https://www.zmescience.com/ecology/animals-ecology/monkey-small-testicle-03082016/

OK, a truly useful hack.

Mueller was charged with investigating Russian interference in the election. The impeachable offenses were committed during the President’s obstruction of that investigation. Mueller couldn’t have said “There’s no obstruction” before he’d even investigated the crime the President obstructed....