What he did to Joe Frazier was racism at its worst

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

His families must be so proud of him.

Duh. Colon always goes for seconds.

If Colon could put in orders from the batting box, I imagine it would be Chinese.

No shit; whenever someone gives Bartolo a meatball he always takes it.

Every time I drink a lot I wake up in the morning not feeling that great, no idea why. Can’t wait to collect the check that’s due me and my family for our suffering.

did Tony know Tobacco use could cause cancer? Yes. Do chew cans have warnings? Yes. Not sure how they would be liable/should be liable.

From the looks of it, they might be wanting to sue Pizza Hut too.

Look, his death was tragic and the tobacco companies deployed a heartless, immoral policy of manipulating users. But to a degree of being legally or civilly responsible? Adults make choices. These choices can be harmful. But they’re our choices.

Nice. Alternatively:

Wife: “So honey, what did you do today?”

What about the brave heroes that stopped to kick the rocks and gravel out of the road the camaro threw there. They’re doing gods work and saving the public from rock chips and cracked windshields. They’re the real stars of this video.

Never forget that rich people are terrible.

damn it. nowhere in the email did it say anything about needing a wire transfer for a flight from Utah to Miami

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

You own a NHL team?

Byron: “Yes. It was also the name of the stripper that gave him a rim job in Milwaukee.”

Do you not?