But what if they did?....

Problem is, if they haven’t already used it, a team scoring to take the lead under two minutes will just take it then and run out the clock, thus preventing the other team from answering.

I like Richard Sherman - I don’t think he’s asking too much to have a respectful handshake before the game. Why not?

Was gonna say it’d be great for a sinkhole to take all of Cobb County, then realized my two very cute nieces live there. So if we can give my brother and his family a 30-minute* warning to hit the road, that’d be great.

I think it’s just spelled @lanta.

Unfortunately, they will not be at Atlanta, but at some Cobb County country club that incorporated as a suburb.

“What was he thinking?”

I have a different opinion on Subaru’s. Specially on reliability. But that’s because I owned two JDM cars, a 2.0 wrx 99 and a 01 legacy 2.0GL, both super reliable. The turbo had 165k.km and the NA 250k.km.

“We apologize to anyone that was offended by the Snoop Dogg performance at Late Night,” Kansas athletic director Jeff Long said in a statement. “We made it clear to the entertainers’ managers that we expected a clean version of the show [...] I take full responsibility for not understanding what acrobatic dancers are…

Not that this idea is new or anything, but one more time for the people in the back: stating that you are not / don’t want to be political is very much taking a political position.

Wow, you found it!

Spitting lit cigarettes at me, just like mom used to

Ugh! Every time I see that, I cringe. Seriously, who OK’ed that?! 

Meanwhile, at Volvo...

I would wager that in spite of all of this, he has spent less than most people have on their last single vehicle purchase.

Come on now, that’s a MAJOR step up from David Tracy.  

Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

Dear readers:

Yeah, that’s Ferrari’s “we exist” bonus that definitely, definitely needs to be removed and distributed to the bottom 4 teams.