Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

The Toledo Jeep Fest this year featured a few generations of Golden Eagles. I’m not much of a fan but I appreciate their commitment to it.

Spero Dedes is referencing Spiro Agnew’s classic catchphrase.

Starred but also BOOOOOOOO

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

While not my personal favorite, it’s hard to argue the Firebird isnt one of the greatest examples of car decals ever produced...

With an NFL- promoted soundtrack of shitty country music for a league that is 80% African American. 

The obvious solution is to get a team of troops because we all know they could probably beat these guys anyway. More and more people are saying it. You’re really hearing it more and more.

I always refer to him as Handjob Bob but "Two Tugs" is pretty great too.

Andrew Luck’s retirement will only increase the primal urgency of Football Men to find True Football Believers to play football, so that they don’t ever question their faith in it.

Sam Bradford is about to get paid YET AGAIN

I don’t buy it. There’s no way Jim Irsay is conscious on a Saturday night.

This feels... appropriate.

Disqualified from international hockey.

$20 says there’s about 4 oriental rugs in the trunk that are about to be introduced to some cinder blocks and some water.

PSA: Guinness are actually a bunch of greedy, autocrat-enabling asshats.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

The Quad 442 W41 was seriously an under-rated little monster of its day. It was a light weight 190 HP (160 lb ft) and good handling car that did very well on a closed road course.