"Oh do shut up, Selena" - Yolanda Saldivar

Despite the hilarious Jesus Christ opening it took me while to file this under parody.....

God isn't real. Take your child to a fucking doctor.

Ted Ligety; didn't read.

The Buffalo Central Terminal....IN LEGO!

"'Snow?' Pfft. I can think of about a million different words that apply to that slop better than 'snow.'"

Three things

Speed Racer. Underrated hyperactive masterpiece.

This press conference sucks. They should change those E's to R's.

"Puffer Puffer Pass"

The Venture Bros. manages to parody Fantastic Four, Jonny Quest, G.I. Joe, Blackula and Blade simultaneously...the list goes on.

For me, The Fifth Element, hands down, no contest

freeze quakes, polar vortex, coldmageddon, winter grundle punch, ice murder, frostitutes

Calling it.

Oh, and Sony. The Amazing Spider-Man series is the movie business equivalent of a kid licking a cookie so no one else can eat it.