I don't need a 12" Cthulhu... I can make my own fhtagn fun.

COUNTERPOINT:

A few years ago I had the opportunity to get drinks with the President of LiftPort. My first question was "What music is the space elevator going to play?"

You must not have seen his more recent work. And by more recent work I mean the incredibly good movie The Shaft, in which he plays an elevator repair man along side Naomi Watts seen here as an unscrupulous reporter who will stop at nothing to get to the bottom of a series of mysterious elevator deaths at The…

It's kind of bullshit that she doesn't sign off as "Your Aynt"

Venture Bros. premiered TWELVE YEARS AGO next month.

Left me with a greater appreciation for physical, printed books... and a crippling fear of my closet.

Let me just filter that comment through the "Oh Don Piano Internet Hype Machine" annnnndddd... [[DING]]

As of June 2012, the FCC no longer has the ability to fine networks for cursing or nudity. Those people will absolutely be ignored.

EDIT: Never mind. I was wrong.

I'm sure this technology will immediately be put to good use.

I don't know how I'm going to update the menu for Hoth Dog with these basic names. Needs more Bib Fortunas and Salacious Crumbs.

You got 3 million dollars? http://www.imaxprivatetheatre.com/

You know that It's Always Sunny In Space was almost a show, right?

On what planet are old people quiet at the movies, or do the crinkly bags of Werther's Originals not count as part of the old people?

ACME is basically DARPA... but derpier.

Speed Racer (2008)

I just came here to brag about the excellent Spider-Man Mondo poster I snagged. I figure someone in these comments will be appropriately jealous.

I totally read that as Aunt Man and got really excited.

WE TV actually rebranded recently and removed "Women" from their name. It's still WE TV, it just doesn't stand for anything anymore. Just another meaningless former acronym like TLC or KFC.