wait for it... wait for it... buttcrack.

One of my favorite things that anyone has ever said came from my friend Keith, who while surveying the final days of Coney Island's Astroland from atop Deno's Wonder Wheel, in a daydrunk haze of Bud Light Lime and preemptive nostalgia, uttered the phase "So... This is what the future used to be like."

Let me know when they make a liquor cabinet version.

Uranus prolapsed.

Coincidentally I watched this earlier today with a friend who had never seen it. We followed it up with Brian Yuzna's "Society", which keeps in line with the 1980's west coast alien class war vibe but with 100% more shunting.

It was a gift. Glad to see it's being put to good use.

A few months ago I went out for drinks with one of the head guys at LiftPort, the American company that's been trying to build a space elevator for the past decade. According to their research, it's impossible to build an elevator from Earth to space with existing technology, but it would be possible to build a lunar…

Considering that the Fleshbot team only sit a couple of feet away, the answer is very, very yes.

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Does King Koopa not count as a supervillain, or does Dennis Hopper not count as a great actor?

So basically, what your asking is "Which ending did you pick in Deus Ex: Human Revolution?".

At this point I'm totally fine letting Syfy die and just seeking out science fiction programming on other channels. The only thing they have that's worth watching is Eureka, which now I'll just torrent out of spite for the network.

We're talking about the largest, most complex public transportation system in the country. A massive project like that would likely take years upon years of planning, and more years and years to execute. Removing the old pumps and installing new ones would be extremely costly and result in service interruptions across…

Because they did such a fantastic job killing Foursquare.

Not sure if this is better or worse than a porn parody... Game of Moans anyone?

Translation courtesy of my one French friend:

There once was a robot named Nero,

There once was a robot named Nero,