I want you to shut the fuck up. Thanks in advance.

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd.

Oh Tom. You had so much potential in the first Thor movie. And now look. You’ve become a parody of yourself. Tsk tsk. My bits are sad today as they once longed for you.

One vote Tom Hardy here!

It’s a good thing he’s paid to say things other people have written. It seems when left to his own devices, he gives us cringe-worthy tank tops, and this.

I know... I think he was trying to say “hey it’s great we get to entertain and inspire people doing great things in the world” but it came out “look i’m just as important as Doctors without Borders” for someone who is paid to say things for a living he is just very bad at saying things.

Christian Slater’s facial expression was priceless.

Also, “medecins sans frontieres”?? Just say Doctors Without Borders, you pretentious asshat. This was like the physical embodiment of a humblebrag.

He’s thirstier than she is.

Coutney B. Vance was robbed. I like Hiddles, but good lord that speech was cringey. Also I kinda hate how so many folks acted like Taylor Swift had some magic pussy of doom that ensnared poor widdle Tom, cause Tom is just as thirsty as Taylor.

She’s the American Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I think she was also the girl who dumped Zuckerberg at the beginning of The Social Network, setting him on his path to ruling the world via the creation of Facebook.

Rooney Mara’s family owns the Steelers and the Giants, she is not hurting for money.

Yeah, it was still not okay to seek out an Asian person you don’t know to have the white person guilt convo, and that is really how it looks to me. She joked about it afterward, but the feelings of having to hear/witness/be asked to be in that conversation must have been maddening.

Buchanan’s daughter wasn’t running his business empire for him while he was off presidenting. Yes, it is a fucking problem that Ivanka will be in the WH enough to need an office while she’s running the Trump corporation. I think it’s a mistake to just hand wave this point away by saying that we already knew that…

She is terrible. She’s a beard for bigotry.

That won’t happen here. Too many meth heads are white. And cops already shoot unarmed black people.

Trebek thinks because he has the answers that he knows the answers.

Fuck off with this shit, please.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

President Obama literally called him a jackass for doing that.