She’s all about the basic.

some people here like amy schumer. some do not. sometimes we have nice posts about her because the ppl who like her are writing those posts. sometimes we critique her because a lot of what she does sucks. it’s not fucking “bff to hatersville” but thanks for reducing a group of various and individual adult professional…

*regale

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

she. was. wearing. filthy. ass. clothes. and lipsynced. almost. every. word.

I’m look at students’ papers today.

I’m reminded of when I lived in Chicago and was at the Drake Hotel having lunch one afternoon. In walks Frank Thomas....White Sox player. He was dressed to the nines and was carrying a briefcase. He was certainly looking very businesslike. He was seated at the table next to mine and after ordering something to drink…

oh man I thought this was heading in a

“You knew, but you still came inside. We’re too afraid of being rude to go with out animal instinct and get away from danger.”

I feel like at least she has a warning, you know? In that time you can be proactive. Go to church, get your holy water on. Go to a santeria witch and your protection spell on. Just get prepared as fuck.

But...you didn’t leave her even after she scared you. 😭

“the spirit that scared you as a child meant you harm, and you will have two more such visitations in your lifetime.”

Here’s my scary story:

Really? She makes racist jokes all the time and she looks like a cornfed white chick from the Midwest (even though she’s not). Seems right up their alley.

Maybe it’s common knowledge, but you might want to clarify that this is a Netflix doc. Who, what, when, where, why is still a good formula.

Listen, if there’s any positive thing to come out of this election it’s that these people are coming forward and identifying themselves. What we gotta do now is wait til the election is over, find these people, tag their ears, and notify the general public that those who are tagged are not to be trusted as teachers,…

Apps and zerts! Let’s get in the go go mobile!

decided after reading modern romance that aziz has ousted harry styles as my #1 celeb lust/love.