That’s fucking perfect

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I'm done with the internet for the day you win...btw thanks for making me snort laugh at work.

and the cup of pee

I usually don’t dig the discourse on these matters here, but tbh that really made me laugh.

The ranch dressing on the side somehow helps with the concept of this picture.

Yea....as soon as I saw he used her full name instead of just saying “Taylor”, my suspicion hackles were raised. Who calls their significant other by their full name?

I don’t consider Kanye’s interruption to be one of sexism, but one of narcissism. He truly believed (believes) his words and point of view are more important than everyone else’s.

“I never talk shit about anyone, like, publicly, like, especially in interviews, but I was just like, I’ve so had it”

k bye

Teresa’s home for 30 seconds and Joe is already complaining about the kids to her.

To me, her “calmness” was very similar to the way a horse trainer speaks to a spooked and dangerous animal. She couldn’t risk setting Officer Triggerhappy off on herself or her daughter.

Yes!! That almost got me crying again. Suck it, shitty asshole "not-a-sample-size" designers.

Also, let’s please show Leslie Jones KILLING IT at the premiere (with a little help from Christian Siriano):

Oh God the cuteness will kill me. And childish trolls can fucking suck it - I went to the movies to see The Secret Life of Pets and after the Ghostbusters trailer two dudebros sitting behind me had the following dialogue:

Mutual bearding.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

I’ve been to Epice, there aren’t even that many window seats. The only way they could’ve been more exposed is if they’d eaten outside. All very calculated.