You shut up, the door handles are cool.

Relativity pretty much guarantees that any alien civilization that set off to find us as a result of SETI or other radio signals has also mastered time travel, as it means they traveled faster than light to get here. That presents all sorts of unresolved issues with causality.

...which should be freaking everybody the fuck out, but for some reason nobody seems to care!

Bet you’re fun at a party. :P This is a car site damnit! A car site! We don’t do investments. That’s why we’re driving around in shonky cars.

1982 Porsche 911 (unknown model) in a carport in rural VA.

Dude pull the telephone pole sized stick out of your ass. Nobody was hurt, no property was damaged, who gives a shit if a guy has a tiny bit of fun while driving around?

I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.

Highway Patrol officers fall into three categories:

Those Nissan managers are just plain stupid.

Items with a price that ends in .69 were priced by the high-school stock boy.

My dad died at 85 of a heart attack. He was still working at the time. That’s how I want to go.

Many will be tempted to get caught up in the critique (pos or neg) of life choices, but really, the underlying message here is how much it uplifts the spirit when people act selflessly towards another. We all need to know someone cares about us in the world.

No it’s not, but thanks for proving my point.

It’s a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy. Nudity is seen as exclusively sexual, thereby ensuring that it is seen as unacceptable in anything other than a sexual situation, thus making it exclusively sexual.

This is not a hero. This is someone frantically trying to buy milk, bread, and eggs with a r129 whose hydraulic top actuators are (typically) broken.

You should get a Ford Ka. Then park it beside the Pao. You see where this is going, right?

Second this. It amazes me how aged a car looks when it’s headlights and taillights are scratched and fogged over.

No matter what you drive, it’ll make a better impression if it looks clean and well-taken-care-of (good paint, no dents, no torn seats, no trash inside, etc.).

Yes, definitely, this occurred to me on my fourth trip with a shopping car out of Home Depot.