I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

This comment was a real roller coaster. 

Things to dip chicken fingers in, ranked:
1. Nothing (if they’re good.)
2. Honey mustard
3. Barbecue sauce
4. Getting hit by a bus
5. Ketchup 

A rich white lady with thin skin? Man, I believe it when I see it.

I’m going to give this guy a money clip with $5 in it so he can buy a sense of humor.

“There was no intent behind it, just an equal, non-sexist method of referring to soldiers of different genders.”

Yeah I’m going to have to call BS on that. Just because it is used casually, doesn’t make it ok. Does anyone ever say “have a male do it”? Nah, never.

You can try to frame it as a personal sensitivity, but…

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

See you tomorrow.

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”