I owe you nothing. My comments speak for themselves.

The comment section of a celebrity blog, at that.

I’m sure Holland and Sarah have better things to do than read through Jezebel comments to see what anonymous strangers think about their relationship.

Get a grip.

Don’t be silly, you judge too.

You’re a sensitive little pussycat, aren’t you?

There’s nothing wrong with finding things ‘weird’. It’s a god-given right.

I care.

You realize this is a comment section, right?

I’m going out with a woman 20 years my junior and it’s great.

It’s a comment section, word nazi.

Go fuck yourself, scumbag.

I’ve grown bored with you, bro. You’re dismissed.

Barrels of fun, you are.

Give it a rest, ninny.

Give it a rest, ninny.

Unsubscribe, bro.

You’re a lovely person, dismissing anyone with whom your views disagree as a troll. You’re indicative of why our democracy is failing.

You must be barrels of fun to hang out with.

It must be pleasant to simply dismiss everyone with what you disagree as a troll. You are a shining example of why our democracy is failing.

That was clearly a joke, dude.