Thank you.

Why the hell would you develop an app for kids and *not* plan to put advertising all over it? Was Facebook acquired by the Childrens Television Workshop when I wasn’t paying attention?

That would be amazing.

The “war doctor episode” was a huge anniversary special celebrating the series as a whole. I went to see it simulcast in a movie theatre. I have no life.

I agree that GRIDLOCK was dumb but I was also surprised at how much I enjoyed it (I read the capsule review first and it had me really worried). It was very reminiscent of a Ben Elton novel, also called “Gridlock.”

I met him, and it was nerve-wracking. One of those ultra sharp comedians listening to every syllable.

He sounds like a real jerk!

No you really don’t.

I bought my friend a Cameo from Rudy. It was, predictably, mentally ill:

You forgot BIGGIE SMALLS. As we saw on South Park, the last thing you want to do is summon Biggie on Halloween when he’s on a plane to Satan’s Super Sweet Sixteen party.

Probably a passive-aggressive way to try to get out of blurbing someone.

Whatever you might think of Todd Phillips, considering his movie made a billion dollars and won an Oscar it’s pretty clear the world has not moved on.

He was playing a role that was originated on a TV show by a white guy. Frank’s partner was always named Nordberg, so it’s not so much a joke name as it is just slotting a celebrity into an existing role. Also, relax.

Saying a “drunk roommate” would throw your shit out the window makes me think the writer is a bad drunk who was less popular in college than he thinks.

This sure was a lot of words.

Can we please have copy editing for the headlines at least?

Now now now
Once upon a time in the West
Madman
Lost his damn mind in the West
Loveless

Some guys only get turned on by fast cars and explosions.

There’s already a Vin Diesel XXX franchise.

Check out St. Vincent (the movie, not the lady)