She's only popping each dick in her mouth for a couple seconds.

Because my employer compensates me, in part, with health insurance

Does your employer provide health care? Then you're entitled to legal medications to maintain your health. End of motherfucking story.

You may find a doctor who has a different opinion: if a woman wishes to get pregnant, she can get the IUD removed and then attempt to conceive.

You should point this out to your boss:

The guy has a great voice. But slowing down an up-tempo song and making it all sad in a remake is such a lazy ( and common) technique. Only techno song remakes rank lower in my book.

I'm reviewing the game. So it's literally my job to do this, and in doing so, will hopefully inform people who might care about this. They in turn can seek out other games that might fit their needs better, if so they wish.

There are many excellent YA books, but, no, they should not make up the majority of an adult's literary diet. The thing about Young Adult books is that they are written at a teenage reading level. This is great for teens who are transitioning to more advanced reading levels, but it is also crucial to read books that…

I am not into YA and I reserve the right the lovingly poke fun of adult YA fans just as I poke fun of fans of superhero movies. I am also a snob and I will admit it. And seriously, please read the Dubliners.

OK, time to be a sarcastic asshole because ONLY ONE COFFEE. (and someone else told me to post this as a main comment)

Have you spent time doing lab work? It's insanely tedious, complicated stuff, and any way to narrow down your hypothesis is always welcome.

One thing I've noticed in heterosexual situations:

A lot of people have certain foods that make them feel crappy. For me it's red meat. For others it's dairy. If a food makes you feel shitty, stop eating it and shut up about it (not directed at you specifically, just humanity in general). I think the reason people roll their eyes at non-celiacs who complain about…

I don't think you know what diagnosing means. She said, hey, she's awfully thin. I've noticed she's awfully thin before and know that's a symptom of anorexia. She didn't say she needed to see a doctor. She didn't prescribe a course of action. She didn't speculate on the quality of her character. You need to calm down.

You haven't seen dudes working out topless because (almost) every gym in the world forbids it for sanitary reasons. That's how fungal infections spread at the gym, and since a bunch of weight lifters coming down with ringworm at your gym is incredibly bad P.R. that will make a substantial cut to your bottom line, why…

You're probably about one million times more likely to be in a car, so naturally you are more likely to be injured or killed in one.

Y'know, I read this article and immediately thought to myself, "If only I could somehow work in an idiotic statement about transgendered people, this would really be complete." Congratulations for pulling off what I could not.

I will not have a smart-phone until I am forced to by lack of old-technology being available because I know that I would become a pavlovian nightmare. I used to run to the phone, always and I noticed that it was interrupting my day, my reading, my thoughts, moments with hubby, so I just stopped. I have no answering…

Wait, if what you're saying is true, then where did all those stars on my comment come from? I didn't "misread" anything. There's pretty much just one logical way to read your comment. Isn't it far more likely that most people are simply not aware of the extreme commonality of meteor strikes? (I certainly wasn't until…

Dude, it's a pen.