Aw, don’t hate yourself. Grief is totally, entirely disorienting and fucks with memory and reasoning and all thought processes. Really. You're being WAY too hard on yourself for no reason at all.
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Tyson Beckford STOP there is not enough water in my city for my perpetual thirst.
This is BY FAR the best Tweet Beat in the last 200 years. I can relate to every single one of these. Particularly the one about the H&M hangers. Those things are the shit, Kara. No joke.
I know, it’s such a drag when people think it’s weird I don’t know basic day-to-day information relevant to half the world’s population, including the people with whom I share my home and my life. That’s just, like, girl stuff. I’m not gay!
It’s like they think D is as far as the bra size alphabet goes, and anything past that just has extra Ds. “DD” “DDD” “DDDDDDDDDDDDD”.
He also doesn’t seem to entirely grasp how Fish and Chips work.
But what about the chocolate and the wine, for when we invariably cry after a long and difficult business meeting?
is literally anyone surprised?
I went to Richard Branson’s private safari reserve in South Africa and the employees told us a hilarious story about how the last time he was there, he got piss drunk and fell into a pond.
Robin Thicker.
“What do you mean?/When you nod your head yes/But you want to say no/What do you mean?/When you don’t want me to move/But you tell me to go.”
I dunno...I think the people saying Melissa McCarthy are on point. She even has the McCarthy white-trash wannabe-gangsta moves down.
Turn down for what?
here’s the video:
Ryan Reynold is allegedly funny.
As much as I can’t stand this guy, he doesn’t need “treatment”. This is what happens sometimes when your family expects you to fulfill a role that is perhaps not what you want for your life. This guy ISN’T about family values, being married etc. And that’s fine. But the pressure of his family and church’s expectations…
Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.