It’s more like ‘here’s a list of things I thought 0f while in the shower this morning but couldn’t be bothered researching further’.

The headline is like it was written by the Office guy when he decided to save time by dropping words

Look, Cocaine Bear is out and they need the SEO hit.

It’s schtick now, right? Like those restaurants where the wait staff are mean to customers?

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Interesting. Because aside from this nonsense about the “AV Club”? That’s exactly what I said about Frasier in 1993.

In the interview it’s clear that’s what he means. He wants his friend to be innocent because he wants to believe he didn’t do these things but that Masterson should be punished if he did. Of course, being found innocent wouldn’t mean Masterson wasn’t guilty, but Kutcher is basically saying, “I’ll go by whatever the…

Should’ve gone with
Star Trek + Showtime (and stuff)

It's also my favorite of the Craig Bonds. Two of us! Two of us!

AV Club is not have good era right now.

It might have been better than Spectre (though that’s a low bar), but I found Quantum of Solace more interesting, if only because it was made during a writers’ strike so it looked amazing while being unpolished.

... “femme fatale that’s psychosexual?”

all this nepo baby stuff is bullshit, if your daddies a race car driver you might surprise surprise become a race car driver.  its not his fault you dont like him.

I’d take Luke or even Larry over the Least Hemsworth, but would prefer no Hemsworth at all.

He left midway through last season; they did the digital Jeff thing in an episode or two shot afterwards. Then he was killed off between that and the current season.

I think the order got jacked. They fired him, all but stopped using him in scenes (using stand ins/off camera stuff when they needed the character), then used that unholy creature in the wedding bc they couldn’t fake it with stand ins. After that they killed him off so they wouldn’t have to deal with it anymore.

“This movie was produced in a facility that also manufactures Ana de Armas products, and some traces of Ana de Armas may remain.”

Can we do the same thing with movie posters? I was tricked into buying a ticket for Bulworth because the poster promised a little hip-hop guy emerging from Warren Beatty’s mouth.

I know he’s just a dumb, old pediatric surgeon who barely has an eight-pack, but shouldn’t we at least consider Larry?