Giacchino confirmed on Twitter it is original.

I was going to guess ‘pinched his taint’, but yeah...

It’s not enough to just kill Cruise. You have to find all the Horcruxes too.

Variety says this all stems from Hoult’s audition to play Goose Jr. in Top Gun: Maverick (his callsign is apparently actually “Rooster” even though that’s a totally different bird)

Why were you wearing headphones if everyone in class was listening to the same thing?

Perhaps you’ve not familiar with Hollywood accounting. Remember how Art Buchwald’s attorneys were told that “Coming To America” actually lost money?

I have no idea how to post gifs so just imagine Doctor Evil with his pinky up saying “one million dollars”.

You need perfectly tragic on a good way? You bring in Claire Danes.

I saw it for the first time fairly recently and liked it a lot — Ryder is fine but yeah, Danes and Dunst are much better (although Amy obviously should’ve been set on fire herself for her crimes).

Wait, what? To each his own, I guess, because Winona is my absolute favorite Jo. As a matter of fact, the 1994 version is my favorite adaptation of Little Women. 

I really like it too, until the last episode. It’s still really compelling and well-acted but has sort of a non-ending.

The series has gone in some strange new directions.

Yes to all the African Queen mentions, which is the first thing I thought of (and yes, the scene of Johnson kicking the engine cemented that). Not so much Romancing the Stone, though, as the Brendan Fraser-Rachel Weisz The Mummy (particularly the scene where Blunt is on the ladder in the museum).

That trailer wins because it features JCVD and Kristen Schaal.

I think he says it twice in a row, with the addendum on the second time. Love that movie. Directed by Danny Devito! 

I know. The artistic integrity of His Dark Materials depends on the polar bear bukkake and I WILL NOT BE DENIED.

If only someone had thought to acquire a Chance the Rapper number at the last minute for the soundtrack release ....

I’m guessing a quarter [INSERT TECH TALK HERE] with [INSERT TECH TALK HERE]

They got gagh there, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.