Yeah. A lot of these seem like amazing offbeat novelties.

it was revealed by the end of the series that he was actually just a regular guy named Ralph Bohner who had been enchanted by Agatha along with the rest of the town.

I liked the Nevers! Now, if only I could figure out how to watch season one, part two. 

Umm. Watched the video. Darkest Knight abuses and strips a man, forcing the man to meet his demands. That’s usually the shit the Dark Knight is trying to stop.

I’m not exactly sure which point you’re referring to. If it’s that he “embellished” stories by, for instance, saying his daughter had to spend a night in the hospital because it was feared she had been exposed to anthrax when in actuality she NEVER spent a night in the hospital for that reason and hadn’t been exposed…

I read The Only Good Indians! But, I thought it was just ok. I couldn’t quite figure out the “rules” of the monster, and it seemed like it was punishing people that didn’t need to be punished or didn’t realize why they were being punished.

Based on online recommendations, I just watched Sputnik on Hulu. It’s got some of that good ol’ Alien feel (though not nearly as good). Yet, takes things in a slightly different direction. Worth watching.

I also love Halloween 3 (not as much as the original, of course). It’s bat shit crazy. But, your statement of “Michael” has three great movies holds up.

I mean, I didn’t think he was a psycho before, but now...

He makes himself sound insincere. He seems to continually admit that he embellished the truth (like really, really, really embellished it, one might even consider these lies) without realizing that the problem is he’s embellishing the truth while presenting it as the actual truth.

Yep.

It’s a fun film. Not 8-year-old appropriate (generally). But, fun.

Valid point! I remove my objection.

Yeah. It’s not bad. I’m not sure Godzilla, the Predator and the Xenomorphs count as horror... But, then I’m not sure what they do count as.

Conjuring Universe for the win. Wikipedia says $2.1 billion made off a combined budget of $208 million (I’m not sure if The Nun II is included in these figures). There’s your horror universe.

accusing Minhaj of embellishing multiple facts about his life for the purposes of his stand-up specials

But, if these quotes are to be believed, Iwuji slipped and mentioned “The Peacemaker” by name.

Ohhhh. I bow to your My Two Dads knowledge.

Dammit, Belieber was going to be mine.

I saw Piñata! Oof