Jezebel, please don’t participate in the paparazzi STALKING OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Please remove this post and respect Cardi’s privacy. Also, you misspelled her name in the article.

This is creepy. Can we not promote aggressive long-range paparazzi photos of infants and respect families’ wishes to allow their children private lives until they consent to being public figures?

Edit: and if anyone tries the old “they’re celebrities, they signed up for this” excuse you’ll be dismissed into the pits…

Sometimes the only choice is a shit sandwich or starvation.

You can think about ethics when your money situation improves. Sticking to your values won’t put food on your table and you’re not being asked to go on TV and make announcements that would go against your ideals.

I’m considering a job at Fox News. I used to be a Booker but have been out of work for 5-6 months now, and they’re one of the only places that called back.

I have a feeling I could get it, but I don’t know if it’d be worth “selling my soul” so to speak. I allign with the left on everything, and I’m sure not everyone…

Every time I see the Obamas:

Let’s call this what it is. Bear Porn.

All I can say, Albert, is I hope you are Kobe’s Hannibal Buress.

The trial fucking enraged me. Kobe had his scumbag lawyer “accidentally” use the accuser’s full name in open court half a dozen times just to make sure it got out there so legions of unhinged fans would make her life a living hell until she gave up and went away. And it fucking worked. The judge threatened to hold her…

Aunt Lydia’s learned pretty well from Putin

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

According to Wonkette:

“Speaking of his pigs, we’re having a hard time finding a video clip of it, but the New York Times’s Maggie Haberman and others report that soon after, they broke into a chant of “Lock her up!” — about Dr. Christine Blasey Ford.”

Did he had to leave his home and go into hiding, like Christine Blasey Ford? 

his daughters—who are beautiful, incredible young kids

It’s great the way Stormy negs Jimmy.

who’s body-shaming? I’ve only seen positivity on this post, which is a nice contrast to the way most of the internet treats affleck.

“Is it keto? Is it arm day only? Is it shoulders day? Obliques? Lats? Traps?”

He should see a doctor immediately, he's obviously suffering from a neurological problem that prevents him from resting his arms at his sides.

I had a destination wedding on the Mediterranean and specifically did not organize a wedding party and the invitation made it very clear no one should feel obligated to attend.

Destination weddings are a great way to transfer all of the costs of a wedding to one’s guests. Because they end up saving the couple a metric shit-ton of money due to the tiny size and typically modest ceremony/party, it’s only fair that they should offer to pay for the wedding party’s flights.