That cat in the photo looks super uncomfortable. It remains in perpetual squat the entire video.

Thing is, he also predicted that Romney would win in 2012. I’m not going to give him credit for being as accurate as a coin toss.

The Venn diagram of Boston shitheads and racists has a lot of overlap. 

I love that those two tweets came all of three minutes apart. I’m picturing it as the “Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch” of press conferences.

Ben Roethlisberger said he will not be practicing today. Taking a veteran’s day off.

Veterans Day is in November, idiot.

They are both weird penises

Weirder penis, Big Ben or Trump?

You don’t have to be smart to be born into the royal family either.

Andrew and Fergie need to stop trying to make their kids a thing when they’re the bargain basement scraps no one likes.

You do not have to be smart to marry into the Royal family. Princess Diana failed her O levels twice. She quit school more than once.

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

When Hulu got the TGIF lineup, I somehow managed to slog through some Family Matters episodes. While it’s obviously big, broad and filled with cheesy catchphrases, I was surprisingly impressed with Jaleel White. Not only did they give him 8+ variations on the Urkel character to play (Stefan, Myrtle, etc) they threw…

I mean, Jaleel White is a fine actor, but the only actor on Family Matters that really deserved an Emmy is Reginald Veljohnson. Especially since, for most of its run, it was on the air at the same time as Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. 

I, like every non-sociopath, hate them.

Before we pass judgement, do we know his anxiety levels about the economy?  I don’t want to accidentally assume that this is a racist piece of shit who was threatening a group of black people with a gun just so he didn’t have to share an elevator with them.

That’s the capper on this story to me. Keep a low profile when meeting your sidepiece should be basic common sense but once again, racism rots your brain.

There’ an untapped market in bodycams for black people if someone is looking to start a venture. Call that shit Protect ya Neck™ Bodycams.

[slight rocking]

Says more about Portnoy than anything because it seems these targeted harassment campaigns are always, always directed at women. Portnoy can claim the mantle of comedy, irreverence or crude innuendo all he wants, but it’s not lost on anyone he exclusively targets women this way.

I’m sure by the AM, I’ll have a nice…