Thank you! Stay off the train tracks, please.

The opinion of one person does not substitute for the consensus of the group.

Look at you! Taking a brave stance in favor of keeping a racist caricature for a team logo.

Am I stupid or is the Giants review a Jets review?

I generally think of myself as Team Tig, but the way she’s handling this matter make her seem childish and petty. Sure, there could be something personal between them but it almost seems like she’s climbed up on the high horse and wont get down.

With the amount of energy it takes to drag these meatheads kicking and screaming into the future (or more accurately, the present), we could power the world.

Terrible news? I’m sure the world’s senior citizen prostitutes are breathing a sigh of relief that they can now retire.

:::Shyly raises hand:::

I don’t know. I can’t be hater. She (I think...) is the only Kardashian to graduate from college so she would just need to do law school. She obviously isn’t going to work 80 weeks in a firm or a non-profit so I don’t know why she couldn’t just do the degree online. It would probably be a hobby at the most. Her…

It’s the outstretched toes that really makes it.

Clueless white lady here - is 16 really a thing? Is it a white man/black man thing? If not, should I be buying black ladies shots? I need to step up my racial pandering game.

There’s only one reason to cheer for a shite team - you want to go to a match at the club and experience a knifing first hand.

Don’t underestimate this year’s Jets ability to buttfumble against Rutgers, though.

How very Jetsian of them...

If you loved Buttfumble, get ready for this season’s sequel - Buttfumble II - Electric Boogaloo.

These are the pros of the team!

Today is the day Florida boy becomes Florida man.

I feel bad for the parents, too. It’s clear they’re heartbroken and they are lashing out at the hospital because it’s too hard to come to terms with the reality that life is just cruel sometimes.

As a daughter of a Vietnam Vet, this comment is underrated.

Or, it’s just stupid.