Oh shit, you have one of the Kony shirts? Ebay it for cash!

Translation, she signed a NDA after getting her contract bought out.

From what I read, MOBAs take all of the toxic community elements from XBOX live and put them on HGH and Cocaine, and combine it with ONLINE ONLY, no single player.

MOBAs are a generational thing. Millennials know MOBAs. Us OG gamers (Gen X) scoff at MOBAs.

I constantly observe everything when I am out in public. Pretty things, ugly things, but mostly dogs and cats.

Oral skills, a must!

The current trend in Enterprise software is to hire UX consultants who give you a “totes obvious” report on how bad the GUI is, and then the upper management will say “yeah, but how much to fix it?”

Good on a Monday.

EA sports has already ruined it by making it the Madden 16 menu loop.

So the tickle the backside of the handheld “naughty-touch” controls never took off huh?

UMass already plays in the MAC, it’s not great on TV

People attack your Vita? Is it trained in self-defense?

Snacks > snuggles. Proven every dang day

Congrats to anyone who can stand Sofia Vergara’s personality for more than 3 episodes.

I know a “prom-hair” Admin who has constant creepers on her. But she eats it up. She loads up on the “sexy-kitten/prom/club night” admin look and cheerfully engages in creepers leaning over her to look at her screen and such. Making comments about her, engaging in flirting, grosses me out.

Why are all these children cosplaying a Playboy party from 1983?

Fuck anyone who is in favor of “traditional families”. That is plain-speak for “anti- LBGT” and they are ideologues.

True “joy” can be erased by taking a Creative Writing 250 class in college and having your instructor be a humorless fan-thing of JCO and Sylvia Plath :(