Reports are that Rex had one foot out the door before the interview even began.

Great advice on the pr0n. Anyone who has a problem with it is simply ignorant of history. Go visit Rome.

Justin is so over. He’s one of the worst actors on Leftovers, NORA AND MATT have been killing it however!

Of course there is, the one with Miley stank on his down low is to be avoided.

As-if Blake can be dumped! He does the dumping people, that’s one of the perks of dating below your level like he does.

Back in the old days, we used Details, Maxim and GQ as identifiers of evil. Anyone in possession of such filth was considered a the enemy. (of reason and logic)

Is Zara that mall store w/ the cheap looking “fashion shoes”?

We hate that which reminds us most of our own flaws. Nene would be a perfect cast-member on The View. All judgey, no analytics or science, just a yapping mouth spitballing but without any comedic talent.

I would like to apologize on behalf of the 1990s for making her famous. I was never a fan.

The only Souls game that I put less than 100 hours into and never made it past 50%. SOTFS IMO is the top. I know many prefer DS1 because of level design, but the ability to DESPAWN an area was brilliant despite being initially unwelcome.

Idioms and generically defined words are the tools of the trade for internet commentors.

IDK if that actually fits within the rules for pun-quips?

I could really go for a pure cane sugar shirley temple right now.

Thank you Brent Mussberger!

+1 da fuq d00d. How long is your arm!

“My girlfriend is a poor-man’s Morena Baccarin”

Now I have to ask, which movie she was in that was great? If you say that Marky Mark flick that Simmons like... we are fighting.

+1 80s joke

Cuddling Owls didn’t make it???? Do they even clickbait?