Have a lovely day could read one of 2 ways. The most common way to read it is “GO FUCK YOURSELF”

I honestly don’t know what the Pac Heights stereotype even is, but I’m gonna guess Tech-Bro and wealthy?

Everyone quick, dye your hair blonde if you want success!

DO NOT WANT TO UNSEE, CAN ONLY FAP TO IT

The question has been answered

Didn’t she already “reveal” this on Howard Stern like 8 years ago?

Americans aged 15-24 don’t go to the Dr’s unless it’s a serious illness or car accident etc...

After BB A.Paul did XBOX troll commercials and a movie a based on a driving videogame that was not FastFurious but sure wanted to be.

This might be EXTREMELY DIFFICULT for you to understand, but not all software is iphone games Bae.

That’s a wonderful idea! I’m totes gonna adopt this dude! He can take care of me in old age, with his click-count money! I might just retire now and get started on putting my feet up.

“pac heights proper” sounds a lil snobby, but I’ve only been here 16 years.

This is the COTW. I’d like to put a ring on it.

This is long enough to be a featured Jezebel blog post about racial issues in youtube makeup videos.

evil +1

You mfer! It’s like that joke was time-warped from 1904

How do you fire a guy with a shirt that nice! Great color, no tie... 1 button unbuttoned, I want!

Okafor isn’t doing anything unexpected, and KAT is doing something mildly exceeding expectations.

Upstate NYers are the fucking worst, except for those who live in Conn. Just look at that comment you wrote! So belligerent and arrogant!

Almost as if there is this thing called “east coast bias” ... you may be onto something new here.