Happy Independence (from your evil oppressors) Day, to all you lovely Americans!!!

Sorry I really don't see the problem. There is no 'wrong side' in Europe for filling up fuel tanks - some on the left, some on the right - all the hoses are long enough to reach either side, even today.
As for the continuity gaffe, the General is 20 yds away, then instantly in the car in the next frame. Surely we…

"After the Saddam execution, I realised, there is nothing on the internet I won't masturbate to."

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury.
Signifying nothing.

In Scotland we call that playing the Rusty Bagpipe.

Space docking?

He was tremendous in that. He scared the shit out of me when I was kid: floating at the window.

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Downvoted for stereotyping!
Talkin aboot ya bawbag? Daein ma heid in.

Yeah, good call. Something that is eating away at the frontal lobe, mmmm.

Ah, Jean-Paul Sulcata, ahem.

You guys gonna listen to husserl? You gonna let him give the orders? I mean, he could BE one of those THINGS!

Hold up, you're leaving? For Truth?
I am, gonna miss you, so much…

"Please mister, let me go! My family will give you anything you want! Now that we did Minke together…"

Yeah, the mother walking past their room shaking her head at them giggling and grunting, presumably because they were fucking (again!) but he's only filling her full of ice-cream. Ooft!

Good thinking! She was shocked slightly / taken aback when Morton asked her if the relationship she had with Sheriff Dan was sexual.
I watched Elena & Sheriff Dan's original encounter, from episode one, again. It could be interpreted from that scene that he was a concerned father and that she was a wee bit embarrassed…

If we wait a few weeks it could be in Russia…

You put a lot of heart and soul into that.

Correa called the very concept of an English comedian an “oxymoron.”

Does that neutralise the acid?