One of the greatest opening ten minutes of a film, ever. But (for me) it kinda sputtered out after that.

We’ll begin

Holy crap that works!

I'm so glad someone got that. 

Same here! I don’t know if I necessarily wanted a grim retelling (I think it has an archly comedic undertone honestly), but I will take it!

“Coach Gordon what does phrenology mean?”

What a pity. It’s saved to my “comments pics” folder. I use it often enough the color is starting fade from exposure. 😁

When scrolling through Gawker comments at work, they occasionally elicit a subtle smile. When I read this one, I laughed out loud and then had to stop myself short before anyone in the office looked at me strangely.

You made me laugh in these dire times. Take your star.

“I just got drunk because I drank too much!”

My spouse of 15 yrs and father of our child just spent 4 days in bed watching Netflix, including all of Witcher, due to “flu”.

Those ships were clearly still in the atmosphere. Wasn’t that the whole point of the scene, that they couldn’t ascend out of atmo without guidance or whatever?

Angry gets shit done!

I still need to finish Sekiro. That fucking gorilla boss fight still fills me with dread. I never realized how much of a crutch summoning help was in other From games until Sekiro took it away...

Her character and storyline were terrible, but bullying the actress because of it, is just unreasonable and cruel. Freakin’ incels. 

The original Robert?

Werner Herzog’s passionate and vocal adoration for Baby Yoda is the wholesome content I’ve been waiting all year for. (Even if he is probably otherwise not a very nice person to work with/for.)

is it difficult being this boring of a person

No, that movies is indeed a classic.

I came here for the popcorn scene. Where’s my popcorn scene dammit?